How many photographers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Yes, I know there are thousands of ‘how many … does it take to change a lightbulb’ jokes out there. But after reading a posting of the famous ‘how many forum users does it take to change a lightbulb’ joke on a photography forum lines for the photographers version started running through my head.
5 to tell him that only professionals should change lightbulbs and not to change lightbulbs for friends.
3 to say that their friends change their lightbulb and it came out ok
15 to say that former friends changed theirs and they’re no longer friends
4 to say the new bulb is too blue
8 to say that no, it’s too red
6 that say the color’s fine, but the new bulb is too soft
1 to ask if it’s ok to use the cheapest bulb
25 to say, no, you can only call yourself a light bulb changer if you have the most expensive bulb
13 to say that it’s the light bulb changer, not the bulb
5 to say that they saw their first lightbulb today and ask how to become a professional bulb changer
3 to complain about artifacts in the new bulb
2 to defend the artifacts saying that it’s just because of resizing the bulb for the socket
10 to ask about rumors of new bulbs coming out from GE within the next 5 years
28 to ask if they should buy a bulb today or wait for GE to come out with lightbulb Mark II
And 3 to chime in and say that the two big players, GE & Phillips, don’t make the best light bulbs. Sylvania does.